Garlic – Grown Under the Moon, Powered by Horse Poop
Meet the garlic your pantry has been dreaming of. Our Organic Garlics are bold, spicy, and unapologetically massive. These bulbs are hand-grown at Garlic Moon, our micro-farm tucked into the Pacific Northwest — where the soil is naturally fertilized by our beloved animals. Yes, this garlic is poop-powered and moon-charged, just like nature intended.
We test our soil for forever chemicals, and guess what? We PASS every year. That means your garlic is not just delicious, but clean, chemical-free, and safe enough to feed your whole family.
Perfect for roasting, sautéing, gifting, hoarding, or warding off vampires and other energy suckers. One clove goes a long way — and tastes like you actually know how to cook.
🧄 Grown organically
🧪 Forever chemical-free soil
🐐 Fertilized by farm animals who live better lives than most humans
📦 Ships directly to your door (unpeeled — because we’re rustic, not ridiculous)
🏚You can also pick up if you are local!
